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Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Ew. Take that off.
Now, being a jeans and t-shirt girl myself, I am not a nazi when it comes to fashion. But if you wear a scrunchie or blue eye shadow, i'm sorry but i'll probably judge you.
Top 10 Nasty Spring Trends
10. Flatforms.
9. 80's color blocking to the max
8. Really, really short hair (unless you are Halle Barry or AMAZING bone structure)
7. Genie pants? Harem pants? Whatever you call these extremely unattractive pants.
6. Feather extensions. Whenever I see someone wearing these I want to run up to them and pull it out.
5. Too much bronzer- don't fake it unless you bake it.
4. Blinding eyeshadows
3. Oversized hair bows
2. Monokinis. Unless you're a victoria's secret fashion model, these will not be flattering!
1. Wearing sunglasses inside. This was never, and will never, be cool.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Magic Suds
I'm not near as good of a blogger now that I'm married. It's mostly because we don't have internet at our apartment so I either have to be at the library or the laundromat to use my laptop.
Speaking of the laundromat.... that's where I happen to be right this very second.
Yes, I am going to spend the next four hours here on this beautiful Monday night, watching every piece of under clothing like a hawk. I just know that the second I leave, some overly anxious college housewife (with a "sassy"-but-really-nerdy apron on) is going to remove my not yet dried knickers the second I turn my back and set them anonymously on top of the dryer... for all other nerdy-apron clad housewives to stare at.
What?! My bleach isn't as cool as yours k? It's not polite to stare.
I cannot wait to have my own washers and dryers and a couch that isn't from D.I. and doesn't smell like smoke and 93 year-old cat ladies.
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