Floggers.

1. If you started a blog just because you thought you could get rich like nienie... except that you never got in a near- fatal plane crash...

2. If you started a blog just because this one girl you know started one and it was really funny and you want to make people laugh too...

3. If you started a blog because of peer pressure brought on by in-laws...

4. If you started a blog just to have something to talk to your neighbor about in relief society...

5. If you started a blog to vent all of your negative comments out and get attention out of pity...

6. If you started a blog just to keep up with the Jones'...

7. If you started a blog just to steal Betty Sue's super cute home decor ideas...

8. If you started a blog just because you have no friends, no husband and nothing to do on Friday and Saturday nights...

9. If you started a blog just because you wanted to feel cool when you copied and pasted the url of your very own, free website into your facebook info...

10. If you started a blog to post all of the inappropriate things you think of but are too afraid to actually say them out loud....

...then you are a flogger. A fake blogger.

No worries though. I started my blog for at least 5 of these reasons. And I embrace it.