I've done an airplane blog before but I've never done an airport blog... But we're currently waiting for our 1 hour delay so I think I'll take the time to vent my thoughts.
I'll just start by saying that the Spokane airport is a whole different experience than the Salt Lake City one.
For example, this is what you would see at SLC:
- Blonde housewives with their matching juicy sweatsuits and breast implants
- Old grandma business ladies with way too much lipstick on their teeth and their dress pants pulled up so high that the seam disappears into their butt crack
- Families of 10 with identical luggage
- Teenage, metal mouth girls dressed in mini skirts (with leggings underneath to make it modest) on their way to Justin Bieber concerts
-Way too much Twilight and DaVinci Code memorabilia
- At least 18 families standing with signs saying really cheesy stuff like "until we meet again" or "return with honor"
- Lots of dirty looks for carrying around a giant pink Victoria's Secret bag
Spokane:
- Really old, really rich folks who tipped back one too many scotches on the flight who are headed to Coeur D'Alene
- At least 3 people from your high school graduating class
Eh... yep. That's all.
This is what our delay is looking like :
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