Sleep deprivation? I've been practicing for years.
Disfigurement? Ok... maybe not that one.... ew.
But! I have found a torture technique that I promise will work magic on anyone who uses it correctly (preferably on a female).
Step One- Find boy who will tell you you're smokin' hot even when your dripping sweat and who will randomly leave you love notes in your mailbox.
Step Two- Fall so in love with boy that you start talking about marriage and 401Ks with.
Step Three- Give boy the job of picking out your ring by February 18th.
Step Four (this one is the kicker)- Have boy buy the ring three weeks ahead of time and insist on showing every single person (and their dog!) the picture of it on his phone while laughing at you when you ask for even a teensy, teensy hint of what it looks like.
Step Five- Have boy remind you a million and a half times that you won't get the ring for another 2 weeks.
Torture I tell you! Torture!!!!!!!
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