Christmas List

We've all been on a plane before. It takes you forever to load the plane because you didn't feel like forking out the extra $100 dollars for bottled water and 2 inches of extra leg room in first class. Then you have to find a place to stuff your "carry on" (because you didn't want to pay 50 bucks to check it) in the over head compartment. You end up crawling over the cast of the Biggest Loser to get to your middle seat (stuff your "personal item" a.k.a. your overly sized backpack between your legs) and then you drown out the flight attendant safety instructions for the next 30 minutes before the plane finally backs up. Then you put 3 pieces of gum in your mouth so that when you achieve altitude your ears don't explode.



And then you pull out Sky Mall and spend the next hour laughing at all the things they're trying to sell you. At least that's what I do.


Note, the training toilets come in different sizes and there is a Step-by-step training DVD included....

Is there adhesive on the back of these? How long does it last? Wouldn't you be constantly worried your right cheek was gonna sag?

Just in case you can't read what it says, "It features a Wish Pocket that lets you carry your fondest wishes with you wherever you go." Cool. So basically it's a snuggie with a pocket.

Just last night I was looking all around for my cell phone. I wouldn't have lost it in the first place if I had bought this fashion forward accessory!



Last but not least, the famous cookie diet. I would love to loose 10 pounds and 2 jacket sizes in 2 days eating cookies... I bet it works almost as good as the new Taco Bell diet...



The sad part is, these things are only in the magazine because people actually buy them.


That says a lot about America...