Haterade.

I hate my jeans, I hate my socks

I hate my hair, I hate all clocks.

I hate my homework, I hate school

I hate people that think they're cool.

I hate grey, I hate band-aids

I really hate not having a job and getting paid.

I hate surprises, I hate cake

I hate it when people are too fake.

I hate prank calls, I hate spam

I hate it when I make brownies and forget the Pam

I hate boogers, I hate snot

I hate when people say they're someplace, but they're not.

I hate cassette tapes, I hate yellow shirts

I hate guys that don't admit they're jerks.

I hate cold hands, I hate crosswalks

I hate over excessive door knocks

I hate being sad, I hate being jealous

I hate being under-the- weather and under zealous.

Bad day. Can ya tell?