Epiphanies

When I put up my hood while I'm running, Rocky theme music immediately plays through my head and I temporarily feel like a pro boxer.

My fingernail polish never stays on longer than a week because I make my showers so hot, the paint literally peels off.

At night, when driving through sets of traffic cones on either side of my car, I convince myself that I'm a racecar driver.

Have you ever said a word over and over and over and over and over again until it loses its meaning?

Do it. I double dog dare you.