Tongue Tickles

I don't have a lisp.

Or a speech impediment.

Or any excuse as to why I just can't say a plethora of words correctly.

I try to avoid certain words on purpose because I know I sound uneducated when I pronounce them wrong. They slip out occasionally though, due to necessity.

I can't say ambulance. I say ambliance.

I can't say measure. I say mazure.

I can't say elbow. I say allbow.

I can't say treasure. I say traysure.

Etcetera....Etcetera. (holy heavens ... that's a tough word to spell)

Please note that I am a college girl. And therefore am educated.

A college girl that occasionally forgets that you're not really supposed to start sentences with 'ands' or 'buts' and has terrible punctuation.