Fashion commandments.

#1. Thou shalt never wear a fleece vest.

#2. Thou shalt never wear rimless glasses.

#3. Thou shalt never tuck your shirt into your jeans unless you're a dad.

#4. Thou shalt never share clothes with your wife.

#5. Thou shalt never wear free t-shirts more than 3 days a week.

#6. Thou shalt never mix plaids and polka dots.

#7. Thou shalt never wear anything supporting products you aren't familiar with because said products could be massively illegal and/or racist.

#8. Thou shalt never wear leggings in place of real pants.

#9. Thou shalt never wear a shade of eyeshadow that you can't even find in nature.

#10. Thou shalt never wear clothes that you have to use double sided tape to hold in place.